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A one pump jump means the dude was in an out in a Flash.
Man, I done had me a one pump jump afore.His name was Rod.He said they called him "HOT ROD". He done got me all.Shoulda been called Quikbert.
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When male finds a girl so smashed they are paralytic, goes for a quick few pumps in the vagina. Then gets the fuck out. All without being noticed.
Man: that girl looks good enough for a one pump run.
Friend: Yh I agree, go for it!
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The "Just One Pump" Frappuccino is the favourite drink of skinny bitches, along with the Vodka Diet Coke.
This is an option you can ask for when ordering your Frappuccino at Starbucks.
It refers to barristas pumping less sugar syrup into your drink to have less calories.
Barristas usually put 2 or 3 pumps in the cup, skinny bitches want only 1.
*At Starbucks*
- Hi darling, I just got out of my yoga class and I'm dying for a little booster. I'd like a Venti Coffee Frap with 2 extra shots of espresso. Just One Pump please.
- Sure. What name should I put on the cup?
- You don't recognize me bitch? I'm Kim Kardashian!
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When you and your significant other are havin hot sex but you finish too early.
Man: Ugh uhnn
Woman: Did you already finish? Ugh you're definitely a one pump man
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one who jizzes in their pants at anything like in the lonely island video.
A breeze flew in and I jizzed in my pants. That is a negative one pump chump move.
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when you have a tiny gremlin penis and only require one pump to ejaculate and spread your gremlin aids
hugh is the definition of hugh one pump harris because he has a tiny penis and has gremlin aids and only requires one thrust on his cock to bust
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A person who drinks one drink and is drunk/ throws up. Lightweight
That dude is a one pump chump he threw up off one drink.
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