Roof

A Roof is a fat white girl that is dating a black guy who does not like her but is only with her so he has a place to stay.

Hey, what are you doing with that big hog? Aw man, she is just a roof.

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roof

to make a bad or stupid joke, ending with you or other people laughing because of how dumb it was. Or what someone says after the joke.

Person 1: Guess what?!
Person 2: Your mom...
Person 1: Oh...thats so old. Roof! /Or/ you roofed that one...

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roofing

to masterbate and cum on a girls back and rub it in

I was roofing her last night so much she looked like a glazed donut.

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roofed

to get super high- usually on marijuana

"Did you guys smoke up?"
"Man- I'm fuckin' roofed"

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roofing

The act of jumping off the roof of a building into a body of water, usually while performing mid-air stunts and/or tricks.

Hey Alex, do you remember when we went roofing into your pool last summer?

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roof

High point in life.
Something super amazing, super cool, level of extreme happiness and gratitude.

Guy I fucked this OL lastnight and it was so roof.
Why didn't you call me, we should have BOA'd her?
OMG dont be such a PPJ, you know the rules, BOA'ing after 1st meet.

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roof

the handle above your head in a car is a roof

look its a roof