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the most valued thing on earth {more valubuel than diamonds
Hand sanitizer is more precious than anything except hospital masks
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Much like Bigfoot, Unicorns and Mermaids, hand sanitizer is a magical and mythical life saving personal disinfectant that is widely spoken of, but no one has ever seen.
Hey bro, did you get any hand sanitizer? Have not seen it anywhere. Don't even think it exists anymore.
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Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans
Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?
Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself
Bill: what?
Sam: Ban op the teat
When you feel the bugs inside your vagina developing corona virus so you douche your poon out with hand sanitizer and it burns so good.
I got a sanitizer pussy now that I smoke meth and made friends with the bugs.
An administrative fee charged to clean up your shit.
I can take care of this for you, but I'll have to assess a Sanitation Fee.
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Placing one's hand inside of a freshly douched pussy.
After I got home from work, I used my woman's hand sanitizer.
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when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more
person two: what the fuck person one
person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one