Skew a gibe

Absent, unavailable, not dependable.

So sorry friend! I feel like we're skew a gibe when the weird shit hues down .
*goes

jap skewed

Farting technique. You have a really great girlfriend who you want to keep, but she keeps feeding you onions which are giving you massive flatulence. Your relationship hasn't developed well enough for you to grout in her presence so........as a massive bubble drops into place you
pull your anus sideways with your index finger commuting your fart from the obvious to an unexplained fffffff noise.

She was a right bobby dazzeler and sod's law I had a massive
shit gas attack, but I 'jap skewed' them all, luckily they were plain flavoured and stenchless so I'm on a promise for Thursday now!

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skew face

lesbians having intense intercourse.

Alex and her girlfriend want to have skew face.

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Skew it on the bar-b

1. Short for "Skew it on the barbeque", which means to cook things up or mix things up.
2. A song by OutKast found on the Aquemini Album.

Old Skool playas to Nu Skool fools. Kast keep it jumpin like kangaroos. We'll skew it on the bar-b, we ain't trying to lose. Say I be god damn it they done change the rules.

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skewe piel

a fucked up dick

aka jarrod

jou ma het n skewe piel

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Skew-her to go

When a Mexican girl is being penetrated by a horse and all of a sudden the stud gets startled. The poor Mexican has no choice but to reach up to the stirrups and hold on for dear life while the horse gallops into the sunset with a she is skewered on the end of his boner.

The rodeo took a turn for the worse when lupita became got skew-her to go. #truelove

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Skew

A word often shouted by "Rednecks", as a sound of joy.

Also is a term used in geometry to represent a line that is slightly slanted. (But no one cares about that one)

*Tires Start Spinning* SKEWWWWW! America wooo yeah son!