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When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room
I just puked everywhere surprise!
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when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python
Doug: How big do you think my dick is?
Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.
Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them
Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York
The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.
Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.
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He showed his surprisement when he exclaimed the phrase:
"fo' shizzle ma' nizzle my shizer is fux0red"
as he fell off the roof
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Its is a word that discribes the action immediately after you are surprised!!
A Surprisement burp or a Surprisement fart.
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