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cum recipe

When something makes you horny it is a cum recipe.

"Damn! She don't got nothing on except for that Celtics jersey. That's a cum recipe!"
"When she rocks her natural hair that's a cum recipe."

by higherthanspiderman June 10, 2021

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secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much

Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.

by deef jung October 17, 2017

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nono recip

When you are tired of giving no recips. You say nono recip

Mary was tired of her husband always asking for a no recip so she told him nono recip tonight honey.

by tiredwife March 18, 2009

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Krabby Patty Recipe

Rumor has it, the secret recipe contains Neptune's Powder (also known as cocaine). But like the rumors, it is hoax. The Secret Recipe doesn't exist, when Plankton tried stealing the Recipe, creating a fake music band. When Plankton gets a Recipe bottle, the bass breaks it making the Recipe readable, but it only shows gibberish. So yeah, it's just a marketing catch. Krabby Patty is just an ordinary burger. But with vegetarian meat. (Stephen Hillenburg said. (R.I.P))

- Wow! The Krabby Patty is finally mine! Let's see the Secret Formula, shall we?
*REALISATION*
(We gotta get SpongeBob back!, by Joe, example of Krabby Patty Recipe)

by party.of.ocelots.UD August 4, 2022


favourite pasta recipe

Commonly used amongst patients in physch wards as to not alert nurses to what patients are actually talking about. Overall this means that somebody is having suicidal thoughts and to 'share your favourite pasta recipe' is to share ways of committing suicide. If you are felling suicidal please get help you are loved.

Patient 1: what is your favourite pasta recipe?
Patient 2: please don't get help i luv you!

by Brooklynineninefan101 August 2, 2020

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Daddy's secret recipe

When either your boyfriend or Daddy makes cookies or any number of baked goods using his semen as a substitute for any ingredients. It may also just be added in.

Nathaniel: How did you make these cookies taste so good?
Shaun: It's daddy's secret recipe!

by titiesrule1111111 July 29, 2017


reciprocal (recip)

a nigga who got too many females and like to fuck every girl he meet.

Girl that nigga is a recip because he tried to talk to me and come to find out he had sex with the homegirl.

by from me 2 u September 9, 2004

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