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1)A piss poor imitation of HM Royal Marines.
In the USMC around 12 weeks is considered adequate training. In the Royal Marines 32 weeks is the bare minimum to earn the green beret.
However, it must be noted the USMC still retains superiority of firepower through larger numbers, essentially the human equivalent of the Zerg.
Royal Marines 99.9% need not apply!
"Hey I'm in the USMC"
"Great I'm a Royal Marine, so which way do you point that rifle then?"
"Not really sure, I guess I'll pull the trigger and see what shit goes down..."
"Figures..."
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Delivery system for the big green weenie
used to be blood guts and motivation now it is kinder and gentler
place where dumb ass college boys go to get people who know what the fuck they are doing killed
man the usmc ius really givin it to me in the 6 this time
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United States Marine Corps(That's pronounced Core)
The grunts working for the US Navy. They do the ground fighting, while the Navy leaves smoldering ruins in their wake.
Also known as Jar Heads. Not exactly very smart. Give them orders and they will carry them out to the smallest detail, but don't expect much more.
Example 1:
Navy guy: Hey we need to capture some leader.
USMC: OOH RAH!
Example 2:
Navy Guy: We need to destroy this town from the face of the Earth.
USMC: Wha?
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A common occurrence of hazing perpetuated by US Marines assigned to helicopter squadrons against one and other. A Marine is tackled to the ground while other Marines jump on top forming a stack. Usually the largest Marine is the last one to jump on top high above from a table of other platform. Occurrences of stacking are much more common on deployment but sometimes stacking wars can erupt between shops at home. Flight Line is by far the most notorious stacking shop. A smart Marine from another shop will always check the ground for any taped silhouettes of human figures as stepping on one of these will get you stacked in a heart beat.
Stacked (USMC) We sent our new nugget down to flight line to get a stack of 6114's ha ha, they stacked the shit out of him.
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An unorganized group of dysfunctional fucks that troll, masturbate to WM pics, drink more alcohol than is humanly possible and gun on the keyboard. You can call the admins cocksuckers and you will not get banned.
Hey Billy! Stop trying to kiss some stuck up slimy little communist shit twinkle toed cocksucking admin ass ring and check out "inside the heads of USMC Vets".
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USMC are marines aka the lazy fucks that depend on the navy for transportation.
They are under the department of the Navy but common refused to as the Navy’s really really dumb cousin.
They also, love sucking lots and lots of cock and they tend to do it in groups because of how bonded they are to each other.
That one USMC marine loves to suck a lot of cock