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Updated Magic

1. Basically an electronic such as a phone, laptop, tablet, etc.

2. Something electronic that you cannot live without.

3. A modern electronic device

4. Social media such as Instagram, (Facebook), Twitter, etc.

Callie: Just dropped my updated magic in the toilet! Damn!
Henry: Ooh, SMP!

by Updated Magic April 24, 2016


windows update

a method of legitimately abstaining from doing any form of productive work

Boss: Hows that report coming on?
Slacker: Just doing a quick windows update

by mister November 12, 2003

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Prick Update

when you call/text/shout out to a buddy to tell them about a situation or about your day that consisted of you being a prick.

Tiffany: Hey Gabe :) (Gabewalking to his locker and this tease comes up and links arms with him)
Gabe: Don't fucking touch me...bitch
Tiffany: What the hell? Gabe seriously..whats your problem?
Gabe: You?! Now please, get away from me..
(While Tiffany storms off, Gabe walks behind Tiffanys quicker pace very satisfied of his Prickness)

After school he calls his bro dylan to give him a PRICK UPDATE, and rants on about how she will always comeback for more because of how much she want his 'D'.

Dylan then gives Gabe a PRICK UPDATE.

by E-bag November 10, 2009

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windows update

a waste of time

Windows update How would you like us to waste your time today?

by The man October 19, 2001

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update rape

Forced software update crippling or hindering device operation

My iPod was totally screwed thanks to Apple's latest update rape.

by D. Bagginstein December 21, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Trevian (updated)

A Trevian is quite simply someone who goes to New Trier, but lives up to all the stereotypes. Wether it be "vape messiah", drug dealer, imbecile, white chick who blasts bad rap music from her Range Rover while her clique is in the back, etc. Trevians are notoriously rich and obnoxious. I mean really, the movie "Mean Girls" was based on our school. The lesson here is never cross paths with a Trevian.

Trevian (updated):
Dude why are these Trevians even here? They're so annoying. Thank god I'm not a Trevian.

by SimplyRidiculous September 7, 2016

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Teletubbies Updates

TeletubbiesFact is an online ARG Developed online in the summer of 2017. It takes place in utah with the main character being an unstable man and his problems with his wife. During November the account was suspended at 63,000 followers. An alt was made only 2 days later called @Teletubbiefact_ which also ended up being suspended 2 weeks later at 7,000 followers. The third account is currently still up and is called _teletubbiefact and is at 11,000 followers and has been around for only a week or so.

Have you heard of teletubbies updates? its that one weird twitter account that got up to 60,000 followers in only 3 months by posting creepy ass tweets!

by ilovehorror118 December 10, 2017