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Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.
My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.
Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!
"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"
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Wifey in training, a term used by a man for his significant other
Put that cigarette out, my WIT is coming home soon
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to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.
My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!
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A synonym for "with" used by the nearly-illiterate l33tspeakers. I wouldn't mind if they did it once or even twice a comment/post, however it seems there's a coalition that decides what misspelled words to use (???). The main definition of "wit", which you probably know already, means the ability to make jokes and exercise intellect quickly without much thought. Someone who is able to make apropos puns would display wit. Fitting, since people who are poor spellers don't generally have much wit.
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1.The lifestyle, a brotherhood and sisterhood of being with anything and everything. Having an unleveled state of mind.
2. a question/answer from a member of the wit it crew to another member. in some cases could be asked to an individual showing extraordinary signs of "wititness"
1.Gosh Molly i wish i was a part of the "Wit it Crew"
2. eyy lil brah you wit it? ... im soooo wit it!!
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A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.
"You want to take a shot?"
"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."
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"Trying to hit this blunt?"
"I think I'll be a witness today."
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Bitched version of the word with, commonly used by ethnic minorities in urban areas.
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