I'm allergic to shrimp

I'm allergic to small dick

jenny: "doesn't your boyfriend have a small dick"
kim: "yeah i'm allergic to shrimp"

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Vaee x Xans allergic reaction

Its a too lovely couple that they're desperate to kill themselves.

Oh my god, TheComicSans and Spinach is having the Vaee x Xans allergic reaction!

I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

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eye allergic

A more creative way to say or describe being colorblind.

"My grandfather is eye allergic."

Giving allergic reaction

Not slaying, being unwanted, deserves all the L’s, etc.

“You’re giving allergic reaction”🤢

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them

Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them is an expression to say that you are very unlucky

Well Luck is a cat and I'm allergic to them.

eucalyptus allergic reactions

Eucalyptus allergic reactions are only linked to wimps. Normal people don't mind eucalyptus. It's just wimps

She has eucalyptus allergic reactions, therefore, she must be a wimp.