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Baptist

Adjective for someone who "doesn't drink" and "doesn't have sex" but gets wasted on fireball and takes it up the ass

Girl A: I thought she was baptist
Girl B: Obviously... can't you tell by the cinnamon on her breath and the scabs on her knees

by BigGail April 28, 2017

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Baptiste

Has a 1 incher , he is the kind of guy who will fuck a horse.Also realy fn FAT

My Friend is such a Baptiste no body will ever like him.

by Ashighaskite May 5, 2018

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jean-baptiste

The most handsome and gentle French guy ever. jean-baptiste is hot, sexy, sweet & a great friend, you should all know one and have one in your life.

I love jean-baptiste, he's so perfect!

by frenchycorgi September 23, 2020

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Westborough Baptist

Homophobic douchebags.

Westborough Baptists picket funerals of soldiers. Lets go bomb their church.

by Jenovaside1 April 1, 2009

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Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 27, 2009

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Egorgian Baptist

A little-known YouTuber who makes videos about Penn State/Steeler football. He has been benched by Quantrell Bishop on multiple occasions to the point where he had to make a new account.

"That Egorgian Baptist just got put on strings by the 300 lb. Slob, ELPRESADOR."

by Johnny is a stupid af name October 15, 2021


Landover Baptist

The greatest trolls to ever inhabit the internet!

The Landover Baptist webpage is a web page devoted to making grossly exagerated statements of religious zeal in order to expose some of the ridiculous beliefs of some fundamentalist christian churches. They pretend to be highly religious, while at the same time mocking religion by using it against itself. They are so good at what they do, they are often misunderstood.

The church is fictional.

When the Landover Baptists post videos on youtube, most people don't know its a joke.

Most people can't tell that the Landover Baptist are not a real church group.

by Mr green April 29, 2013

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