Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.

The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!

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let's do this like Brutus

"Let us proceed with all due haste."

Origin: The "Monster Truck" Strong Bad email wherein Strong Mad will smash Marzipan's guitar over Homestar's head. Homestar says "Let's do this like Brutus!"

I'm ready to go kife some firewood from West End.

Alright, let's do this like Brutus.

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let's do this like Brutus

Kool Keith says lots of crazy stuff, meaning is subject to interpretation and context.

Phrase originates in the track "Still the Best" by Kool Keith at 1:41: "we do this like Brutus"

Phrase altered for Strongbad as "let's do this like Brutus"

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Creamy Brutus

The best YouTube in the world
He posts sensual porno’s with sloppy liam and the gang
Creamy Brutus is so hot he has his own song ‘FUCK A SLOTH’ on Spotify! Soundcloud and Apple Music

Liam - Man Creamy Brutus is so hot I wanna lick his cum from my bummhole
Kanye West - I know right I wanna suckle his balls like a slurpfish
Creamy Brutus - stream fuck a sloth on Spotify Soundcloud and Apple Music, also sub to my YouTube channel.

Creamy Brutus

The best YouTuber alive with a juicy big cock

Baden - Who’s ur fave YouTuber?
Pippin - oh, Creamy Brutus of course!
Spencer - “Creamy Pippin on tha mic”

Brutus

A man or woman’s belly.

She has a brutus but I wouldn’t say she’s fat.

pugna brutus

It's a psychological state where two developed characters that entirely knows the mainstream music that everyone knows. The silence is still, and the urge for communication or reaction is desperately needed. Out of a speechless void, one starts to whistle/hum a popular pop song. Person #2 still feels the void and intends to whistle/hum out of boredom and hope that someone will recognize whatever he/she intended for feedback. The sounds intertwine, now only the loudest and longest suppresses the other, but in the end, you are still not recognized..

Morgan Freeman: "Here lies the pugna brutus"

David: "Hey I just met you, and this crazy.."

Sawyer: "this love has taken its toll...."

David: "BUT HERES MY NUMBER, SO CALL ME MAYBE!"

Sawyer: ......

Everyone else: ......