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trainwreck ex-wife

Usually a attractive female named Mindy that spends the money she stole from her ex-husband on a dipshit dumpster fire boyfriend that has black rotted teeth, a 300 dollar truck, no goals in life other than to be piece of shit girlfriend leech. Suffers from the inability to make good decisions with her stolen money. Thinks putting teeth in said dipshit is a wise investment. Also see foolish or seriously what the fuck!

Have you seen Mindy she is a trainwreck ex-wife. Terrible with decisions . Enjoys feeding dumpster fires.

by Dipshit 468 February 11, 2022

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Psycho Borderline Ex Wife

A woman who is always the victim. A woman who cheats on her husband because he does not provide her with enough emotional support. A woman who uses her children as pawns in support/custody proceedings to benefit herself in obtaining more child support money which she doesn't spend on her kids. A woman who goes through boyfriends every 2-3 months and introduces these boyfriends to her children only to have them ripped away once they find out the true colors of the psycho borderline ex wife. The psycho borderline ex wife is greedy, constantly victimized, selfish and usually a gold digger.

Why does the Psycho borderline ex wife always go through a different boyfriend every month???

by The new wife December 9, 2010

28πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Gregs Ex Wife Cult

A term used to describe people who have an attraction towards hot, fat, and beautiful 50 year old women

Jansen is too hot and is in the gregs ex wife cult.

by A man whose fallen off Gadzoop December 26, 2022


Sounds like my Ex-Wife

variant of the phrase "That's what she said" that is more often, but not always, applied to non-sexual sounding phrases.

Person 1: That store really ripped me off.
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

Person 1: God that strippers vagina was loose!!
Person 2: Sounds like my ex-wife.

by Doc Roberts June 15, 2010

25πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Meddling white trash ex-wife

A woman that you used to be married to, that gave birth to your child while you worked 2 jobs so she could stay at home and met a fuck buddy online and you busted her ass.
This woman also claims to be a Christian, but she's really a hypocrite. She will continue to get married (3 times if necessary) and have men pay her way through life by pushing out some kids. She will meddle in your current relationships because if she ain't happy, NOBODY'S happy. Also shape shifts into the "victim" and "damsel in distress" and gives your kids second-hand smoke. Wants you at her beck and call. Known to frequent bars and trailer parks. Seeks out "suckers" and "shmucks". She will manipulate them until they can take no more. This results in the death of your balls for she has them in her possession now and forever.

That meddling white trash ex-wife of yours needs to check herself!

by your mom and your dad May 7, 2007

60πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


my bitch ex wife

A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children

My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!

by Imissmykids May 15, 2024


Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024