Fuck Me

1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.

Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!

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1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation

2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.

1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.

2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"

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Fucks Me

Alternative way of saying "Beats me". Basically, it means "I don't know".

Person A: Where are my keys?
Person B: Fucks me.

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When I want you to take your big hard cock and ram me hard and fast until I'm shaking and squirting

Oh yeah baby!!! Fuck me!! A-Ah~ deeper!!! Ah yes!! Ooh.. ah! Right there! Fuck me!!!

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1) A sing of exasperation, not to be taken literaly by someone not showing an obvious sexual interest.

2) During intercourse, to be taken literally, sorta. Means go harder and deeper.

3) Exclaimation.

1) Fuck me if you aren't an idiot

2) Fuck me! Fuck me! push it in!

3) *wakes up* FUCK ME! I gotta be in court in one hour.

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Im not gonna be like those dumb s*x things so it means:
When your mad or you got into a frustrating situation

Idk person: Fuck me i got into this situation.

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Something I say to my boyfriend when he's being to gentle

Come on chris fuck me, pound me like a mallard duck.

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