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The three main characters from the Spaghetti Western titled "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly". Played by Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach, and Lee Van Cleef. Arguably the most badass group of characters in cinema history.
"How can you say The Three Gunslingers were any less than a fountain of pure awesome?"
A bar prank where someone takes 2 open Corona or Dos Equis bottles, shoves them upside-down in the pockets of an unwitting victim, and immediately assumes the stance of an Old West gunfighter in a standoff. The victim will inevitably turn around and yank the pouring bottles, like a pair of six-shooters, out the pockets of his/her now-drenched pants, at which point the prankster will then mimic triumphantly shooting the victim with their finger pistols. This works best on a timid-looking victim who probably doesn't have a large group of drunken, belligerent friends around.
Mexican Gunslinger in action:
Prankster - "Bartender, dos cervezas, por favor."
*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* <shoves in victim's pockets>
Victim - "Dude! What the fuck!?" <yanks out bottles>
Prankster - "GUNSLINGER! PEW! PEW! PEW!"
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An extremely obese individual who has a large, hairy and sweaty arse crack, whilst his huge underpants hang out the back like a tshirt.
"God damn GunSlinger is a fat shit"
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The act of slapping a woman/man in the face with the penis after it has been inserted into their anus. The connotation 'Doowop' comes from the double meaning of the words 'scat' and 'skat' one meaning a style of jazz singing and one meaning sexual practises involving feacal matter.
'She was being a right cocky cunt, so I had to give her a couple of Doowop Gunslingers to sort the whore out.'
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An Asian midget that open fires on anyone with blonde or red hair. Usually an accurate shot, but his thin eyes limit his vision....
American - Oh shit John, we have an Asian Gunslinger to our left...
Asian Gunslinger - You dead american....
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Richard Konschuh.. the bestest quarterback.. who also has a very nice bum =)
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