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1. To wank and rub one out in a fast and feverish manner.
2. To receive a handy from your camp counselor at summer camp.
1. I was late for work again today. Gots cut back on the Bishop's Massage.
2. How was summer camp this year? Great. Experienced a Bishop's Massage for the first time. I'm already signed up for next summer.
to succeed despite a lack of preparedness, expected knowledge, or actual information.
I completely forgot about the big meeting today, but I was able to massage the donut-- the boss even complemented that pie graph I put together at the last minute.
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When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.
"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"
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A place where you get a massage but most commonly refers to a whore house in disguise of a legitimate massage business. Usually if you see a run down building in the shady part of town with a neon sign saying "MASSAGE", chances are its a rub and tug joint.
"I'm going to a massage parlor Dan, you want to come?"
"No thanks, I'm afraid of getting the clap"
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The Australian Massage is the action of massaging the 'Land Down Under'
This is basically a cooler name for a rub-down, feel-up, fingering, hand-job, or 2nd/3rd base.
Tom gave Stacy an Australian Massage in the front seat of his car.
After a long Australian Massage, Jane was juiced up and ready to go.
Alice gives the greatest Australian massages ever, don't you think?
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When a sex partner inserts a finger in a male's anus and gently massages the prostate during felatio or other sexual acts
On the escort's voicemail, the caller asked if she engaged in prostate massage.
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A vigorous kneading or rubbing of one person's body, most frequently the shoulders and back, by the hands of a friend or acquaintance. Usually exchanged between college or high school students with seemingly platonic motivations. Sometimes preceded by a light comfort stroke of reassurance.
Joe: "Boy, you look sore, Sarah. Why don't I help relax those achy muscles?" <Moves to place his hands on her shoulders>
Sarah: "No dice - I can see through your pathetic attempt at a college massage, Joe, and I'm not interested."
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