imma get my brother on you

A term used in the hood when a weaker person, like a ghetto ass kid or a ghetto ass female is getting messed with or getting ready to fight with an older/stronger man and need to call their older brother to fight you. Other variations include “Just wait till I call my brother” or “I’ll get my insert older male relative on you”

Me - “Keisha you acting like a nigga, but if I treat you like one imma be in the wrong.”
Keisha - “If you touch me imma get my brother on you.”
Me - “I don’t give a fuck abt your pussy ass brother, I’d slap him too”

my little brother

an individual that is always excessively loud and climbs on everything in sight. Not only does he have no sense of privacy, he steals all of your food and blames it on the dog.

omg my little brother is running around with his underwear on his head again...

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I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

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you're my brother, I love you

When you're having a heated fight with the clone of your brother, you should let him know you love him.

"Shiro, please. You're my brother, I love you."

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my dear brother

A way for one black person to address a black man as if saying "my nigga," in a semi professional manner.

Would you like a bean pie my dear brother?
Hotep my dear brother.
My dear brother, I'm listening to the black guy who tips podcast for enlightenment.

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My little brother

A farm animal that’s also really short

Me and my friends building a house in bloxburg:
Me: let’s add pool items in the middle of our living room
My friend: do you have pool items in the middle of your living room?
Me: y e s
My friend: oh

Me: let’s add farm animals in the middle of our living room
My friend: I have farm animals in my living room and some are known as my little brother

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why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!