best of both

A guy who is white on appearance but has qualities of a brown guy

Yo Bal, Dean's a being best of both recently.

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Both-gabing

Trust me you just have to try it

"We were both-gabing so hard"

Both taps on

Same as 69 except both participants urinate.

Piss fiend: "Wanna do it with both taps on"
Piss fiend 2: "Sure Terleckji I love it with both taps on!"

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Best of Both

2. A bread invented by Hovis, made to taste like white bread, but have all the nutritional goodness of brown.

3. A Hermaphrodite.

" Yesterday we went to Tesco and bought some Hovis Best of Both for our fussy child. Today we found out our fussy child may be 'Best of Both' as well."

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both sides

A variant of what is known as the 'thou also' or 'tu quoque' logical fallacy. In popular usage, a refusal to admit the one side of an issue is wholly responsible for violence, injustice, disruption, intransigency etc. Rather the more nebulous, and often completely untrue, 'both sides' is referred to in order to obfuscate guilt, shift blame, and otherwise distract from the seriousness of the events at hand.

"I think there is blame on both sides." -Donald Trump

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either and or both

a term of indifference, uncaring

tom - hey jim, do you want some ice cream or a swift kick in the nuts?

jim - either and or both

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both barrels

To ejaculate in a particularly explosive manner, thus emptying the bean bag.

"No messing about last night, straight in, both barrels, then down the pub".

"I gave her both barrels across her chin".

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