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One who is new to a fraternity, also refered to as pledge bitch.
Hey pledge monkey, go fill my cup with ice.
PLEDGE MONKEY OF ONE!
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That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.
"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
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A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
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The Pledge Master serves as the single most important component of fraternal pledgeship. All pledge programs incorporate an exclusive brother who leads each pledge class through their semester-long pledgeship, and eventually into the brotherhood.
The pledge master is the brother in charge of the pledging process and all hazing rituals. He is the person responsible for your life long nightmares.
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A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".
"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"
"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"
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A Starmer Pledge - something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.
I told my mom I’d clean up today but it’s ok it was just a Starmer pledge
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Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.
Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...
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