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A game begins when two or more men masturbate themselves in front of each other. A person loses if they stop masturbating or ejaculate. The winner is the man left hard and dry.
Disambiguation: Girls can do it too. (Spurt=Squirt)
Eric: "Hey Carl, wanna play right-hand chicken?"
Carl: "I lose."
Ben: "Get out of my room."
Most underrated character from Neon Genesis Evangelion.
Person 1: You got some yogurt there buddy want me to wipe that off?
Right Hand-Kun: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Anyone in north america who drives an import that is right hand drive. Typically a toyota, honda, mazada, or nissan.
This guy: Look at that douche driving the right hand drive Supra
That guy: wow, what a right hand douche. Look he is evening rocking a douche beard.
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Thinking you are better than all the leftys out there because you make up a majority discriminates against a smaller group of more intelligent high achievers.
They generally employ weak logic to make themselves feel better about being boring and generic, unlike unique leftys.
(right hander) Your'e left handed. You should be burned at the stake because you side with the devil."
(lefty) "Don't worry child, you just have a right-hand complex. You see, Jesus was left-handed. It is stated in the Bible the Jesus sitteth at the right hand of God. That is because God is also left-handed. Now stfu!"
(right hander in a snoody retaliation) "BUT,If God was left-handed, and so was His Son, then why does Jesus sit at God's RIGHT hand?"
(lefty) "The OBVIOUS reason is so they don't bump elbows when they eat. Duh."
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When a man masturbates furiously for a long time with his left hand, then switches to his right hand and gets off quickly.
"I had the Magic Right Hand last night."
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This rule states that when masturbating with your right hand your thumb points in the direction the spooge will fly and your curled fingers will point in the direction your dick will bend if you jerk it with the right hand all the time.
There is actually a corresponding left hand rule that works the exact same way.
"It's good to be an ambitextrious masturbater.If you don't switch from your right hand once in awhile the right hand rule will tell you which way your dick will get bent."
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-noun-
The most powerful female under a man.
The most trusted vagina to a male that is in power of something.
The woman with whom someone of power relates to best
An attractive female who is most trusted by a man to make decisions in his absence
Often referred to as RHV
Martin was really busy today so he had his Right Hand Vagina make his minor decisions
When he took over, he appointed his Right Hand Vagina to take care of all the little things he didnt give a fuck about.
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