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To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.
Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'
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The ultimate way of saying "OWNED"
Guy#1: I just failed my finals
Guy#2: Man, you got shaved
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A term used in the auto tuning world to describe the removal of door handles.
my hot azz ride iz bagged, slammed, AND shaved yo
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Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.
That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.
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1.)Having an exceptionally crazy good time; joking with friends, often but not necessarily under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Originates from the city of Zagreb in Croatia.
2.)Occupying oneself intensely with something in a positive or pleasurable way.
"We were shaving so much last night that I almost pissed myself laughing."
"I was shaving for hours over that book yesterday, it was so brilliant."
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A failed attempt at screaming "Shame!" at your friend in a moment of desperation. "Shave" is now one of the many ways to bring down a horrible onslaught of shame on the "shavee" (One who gets shaved).
Stupid child: "I don't like Radiohead."
You: "Shave!"
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