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Something dirty that a female might say during sex
Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.
billy: arrrgh its so hard
Johnny: Thats what she said
Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.
Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good
Trenton: Thats what she said
Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.
Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.
Nick: thats what she said
Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.
Tyler: FASTER!!!!
Adam: Thats what she said
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A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.
*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class
"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back
-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"
-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"
-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."
More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/
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a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.
teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!
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a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo
guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi)
guy 2: that was weak!
guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth
guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
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A sexual joke made when something says something not meant to be sexual
Fuck you got me so wet!
Thats what she said
Or
Damn that shit is hard
Thats what she said
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perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.
dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???
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You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.
The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.
All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!
About: being able to draw when i was a kid
I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said
(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)
See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca
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