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data transfer

Delivering sperm cells into another person's body through ejaculation.

Dr. Viktrov, the scientist: (unzipping his pants) Do you know, Natasia, a single sperm contains about 37.5 mb of DNA information? This means that the average male ejaculate would represent a data transfer of approximately 1,587 gb in about 3 seconds.

Natasia, the lab assistant: (kneeling and taking the chewing gum from her mouth and sticking it to the bottom of the table) That's a lot of information to swallow, Doctor!

by theinstigator March 4, 2014

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Pocket Transfer

The act of transferring material from one pair of pants to another when you change them. This includes the removal of useless trash.

Mom: "What happened to the change from the $20 I gave you for the textbook?"

Son: "It probably got lost in pocket transfer."

by technocactus October 28, 2009


The Belmont Transfer

Having sex with a menstruating woman's vagina and then following with anal intercourse. A Chicago original coming from the Belmont stop on the CTA where one can transfer from the RED line to the BROWN line...

"Man I had a wild night with my girlfriend taking The Belmont Transfer..."

by Just Call Me Paul... April 12, 2010


monroe transfer

When one person sticks a tube in their ass and then sticks it in someone else's ass and shits in their ass.

"Hey babe wanna monroe transfer?"
"No you sick sonofabitch!"

by milk February 14, 2005

679๐Ÿ‘ 113๐Ÿ‘Ž


glitter transfer

When you can't lie to your partner about not going to the strip club because you have glitter all over you, your clothes and your vehicle from the lap dance you received

Kay: Have you been to the strip club, again?!
Jay: No, I told you I quit going.
Kay: Then what's with this glitter transfer all over your truck?!

by MeanJean June 8, 2014


awkward transference

When you're watching a movie and actors start to sing. You feel so embarrassed for them and your eyes start to tear.

"Dude, why is Sigourney Weaver singing 'Back in the U.S.S.R.?' I'm feeling such awkward transference right now."

by lewibrysh April 12, 2009

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Bamboo Transfer

When two homosexuals switch sexual roles between being a top vs. a bottom typically in a manner that is out of character for either person.

Mike and Gary were becoming bored with their mundane sexual routine, so they decided to spice it up and executed a bamboo transfer.

by Thunder City April 4, 2013