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An absolute specimen who lives and breathes regurgitating corporate jargon and spamming people with ‘inspirational’ LinkedIn posts.
The average white collar wanker works in recruitment or insurance. He sports a shirt two sizes too small to show off his ‘gains’, drives a shitty BMW and if he has a degree it’s a 2:2 in business from De Montfort University. He thinks going to the gym, calling people ‘mate’ and snorting coke on the reg are a substitute for a personality.
Thinks wearing a suit and being condescending while saying nothing can make up for his l incompetence.
I went for an interview the other week and honestly the guy interviewing me was such a white collar wanker.
A program under which employees within a publicly traded company are hired for their job for no other reason than they are related to a high paid and/or high ranking employee. This person is characteristically under qualified, over paid, and lacking in contribution.
1.) The General Managers daughter just got hired as a new assistant that makes six people in the office on white-collar welfare.
2.) Can you believe that it's her first year here and she took 4 weeks of paid vacation? You only get those types of perks when your on white-collar welfare.
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no head shots, 3 rounds no breaks.
same as a 'straightener' boxing match, played among workers in ships or factories.
Fight Club is lame-o, all they tried to do in that fuckin' flock "flop flick" was to look a bit like white-collar boxers ..and it sucked big great friggin' time! Try again, Pitt..u wussie!
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Someone who secretly reads radical/liberal books, rails against "the system", advocates a punk ethic, but in everyday life is very mainstream and would never actually rock the boat.
"Bob is such a white collar anarchist. He owns every Jello Biafra spoken word album and reads the Huffington Post, but voted for Romney."
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A Lesser Spotted Mongolian Gravel Maggot.
Kid ask's teacher : what happened to hitler when he died
teacher: he became a white collar worker.
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A new genre of street literature that focuses on fraud in urban and mainstream america introduced by DARREN KEYS the KING OF FRAUD LIT. A favorite of Jay-Z and Beyonce
Author Darren Keys explodes onto the lit circuit introducing a new genre WHITE COLLAR STREET LIT with his new seven-part series FRAUD CHRONICLES Part 1: WHITE POWDER TO WHITE COLLAR
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I had to rush it this morning, so I forgot my White Collar Survival Kit!
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