Wet Snail

The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.

Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.

Wet dingo

To have a non dry dingo

Wow that dingo is not a wet dingo

Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"

"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"

Wet thing

this pussy.

yo come get in this wet thing😏
say less shawty😩💦

Wet DJ

When you use someone's tights as headphones and threat their genitals like DJ console/ chk chk chk the records.

For instance (You're in a club with your homie and notice a gym girl)
Dude1: DAMN, she's fine! The things I'd do to her.
Dude2: I'd be her Wet DJ anytime..
Dude1: BRO-

wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken

Wanna try some wet pasty

Wet A V In The Sea

A threesome conducted in or underwater. Preferably 2 Guys and 1 Girl.

"Yeah man im telling you, im going to go Wet a V in The Sea with my girl and a freind."