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When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.
Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting
in which people stress you out so much, you feel the need to poop
you're making me so angry, I need to stress dump
When you cum in a condom, but you don't trust her not to try to get pregnant with it, so you tie it up and put in your pocket.
Now you have a homemade stress ball.
I made sure I took that stress ball with me.
verb; describes a state of being where one is outwardly chill but inwardly panicking
What someone does when they’re procrastinating, stressing, and hiding from responsibility; you’re still bothered but not willing to do anything about it
Co-worker: “How was your weekend?”
You: “I’ve got a big deadline coming up so I was stress-chilling. I caught up on Netflix while also having an anxiety attack.”
A word that is used way to much in a sentence like way to much
guy 1: Hey bro I'm going to tell you a cool story its going to be so cool it blows your mind ok ready to here this very cool story its so cool
Guy 2: cool was a stressed word in that sentence
The stress that results before (pre)-during-and-after (post) a vacation.
A vacation is actually simply the continuance of one's regular daily life under more difficult circumstances.
"Yes, I have VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder. I would actually rather be at the dentist's"
"I start shaking in fear when I think of my wife's plans for our next vacation...add to that a nervous cough, stuffed nose, headache, asthma, joint pain...wasn't this holday supposed to be good for me? Yes, this is VSD -- Vacation Stress Disorder."
When you're absolutely horrified and stressed about something and it's the absolute only thing you can think of and talk about. It's so bad that your pals are literally duck-taping your mouth shut. And if you keep talking through the tape, they tape you to the wall glued to a chair.
"Dude, I've got greasy stress today. Man, I dunno if Mrs. Ginny will think I'm a good actor. What do you think. I'm like so nervous. She's probably gonna throw me out. Blah blah bla....."