When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.
I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.
Not smoking crack 12 hours before going to work.
Dude, you look high. Major violation of the "Sheen Rule".
You gotta lick all the ketchup
ketchup rule boy
The Ketchup rule means you must lick it all if you drop it
Some one who knows too much "things"
rule 909 is like rule** but more "things"