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(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.
(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.
Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...
Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?
Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!
The man himself, he is THE CHOSEN he WILL get you because he gets everyone, women, men, even ANIMALS the swag of this guy is incredible he can just touch you and you would die, also he has all the pussies around the world, he is also known for no not only the chosen but also "GOD" be nice to him and you will get what you want
guy1: bro this guys swag is infinite, he sexy
guy2: as if i don't know that, not only that but he's also GOD fam thats still-pico 恐ろしいのは私の bro
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Girlfriend: Your a guy still lives with mum? Damn that's sad.
One of the kindest people you will ever meet. With his dirty blonde hair and blue eyes, he is definitely a perfect representation of a greek god. He will always care for you no matter how difficult of a person you may be. While his patience when talking his little, his patience exceeds in greatness when it comes to taking care of you. He will never let you down and is one of the best people you will meet. He can be really crazy at times but in the best way possible. He is absolutely down for whatever whacky idea you have, whether it be getting tattoos and going on a trip or playing silly video games. If you find an Alex you fucking stupid to let them go.
I have an Alex Still and I love him. I am never going to let him go.
Something that has not been address
Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.
It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.
master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.
Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.
That guy tried to claim his mom had died, but she’s still topside.