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terrorist unicorn

The act of giving someone a rim job while holding their penis above your head as if you were a unicorn, and while doing said rim job screaming like you are gonna detonate a bomb; i.e. la-la-la-la-la-la

Friend: "How was your date last night?"
Me: "It was terrifying and great!"
Friend: "What happened?"
Me: "She gave me a terrorist unicorn!"

by WandObi March 1, 2018


market terrorist

A market terrorist is a dirty, low-down scoundrel who tries to manipulate the stock market for their own selfish gain. They spread false information and try to cause chaos in the market just to make a quick buck at the expense of other investors. These guys are the worst of the worst, and if you see one coming, you'd better run for the hills. Don't let a market terrorist ruin your day, and always stay one step ahead of these slimy characters.

After the market terrorist released fake information about the company's financial performance, the stock price plummeted and many investors lost a significant amount of money.

by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022


market terrorist

A market terrorist is a term used to describe an individual or group who intentionally tries to manipulate the stock market for their own gain by spreading false or misleading information, or by taking other actions that are designed to create fear or uncertainty among investors. This could include things like hacking into stock trading systems, issuing fake press releases, or using other tactics to manipulate stock prices. Market terrorists often operate with the aim of causing significant financial losses for other investors, in order to benefit from the resulting market chaos.

Yo, Citadel is a fucking market terrorist

by Lavi Tozlov December 14, 2022


Government sponsored terrorists

“Government sponsored terrorists” was created by the well known Men’s Equal Rights activist & Show Host Tommy Sotomayor (TJSKOC)

Generational welfare recipients that believe being on government assistance is not only a way of life but a goal. Once they move into an area they bring down property values, destroy neighborhoods, are untrained destructive people that only exist so their single mother could get welfare benefits.

Man, I’m moving the hell out of this area as soon as possible. These government sponsored terrorists are doing daily driveby’s robbing everyone & have destroy everything around here. The property value has plummeted because of them.

by SotoNation March 12, 2023


terrorist cuddling

The act of sneaking up on someone and jumping on them to cuddle without them expecting it

She spent the entire afternoon silently maneuvering behind him, formulating a battle strategy, only to materialize from behind the couch and leap into cuddle position. It was a move straight from the terrorist cuddling handbook.

by UhhhOhNo July 10, 2012


Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.

Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?

by Melitsaha December 26, 2020


we do not negotiate with terrorists

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".

Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

by mr electric is god February 24, 2022