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Judgement Day. The day Barack Obama is inaugurated into the office of Presidency. He, being the anti-christ terrorist that he is will cause the world to end most likely through nuclear holocaust.
James: So 1/20/09 is coming up. Are you planning anything special for your last two months to live?
Lindsay: (sobbing hysterically) What is the world coming to? A black president? Why?
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to make love to; to have passionate sexual intercourse
how to 09 (oh nine)
Guy 1: Hey dude, how'd it go last night?
Guy 2: i 09'ed her.
Guy 1: you're awesome.
Guy 2: i know.
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"One minute im done with you, the next one i be runnin' back. Go your way, I go my way, but somehow we be still attached"
Moneybagglations 1:09
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Anyone who uses Florida, West Virginia, or Ohio State in an xbox live ranked match. Its only noobish to use Ohio State if you use terrell pryor.
Frikin NCAA Football 09 Noob, fuck you for using florida.
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A group of apsolute beutys who win every game vs st mikes. The boys have the best first line in the nation. Thomas Langlois, Richard Wang, Markus Harper, Isaac Rodrigues and Aiden Morrison. With two outstanding goalies: Dantheman and Joeseph Blaichman.
The 09 Ucc hockey boys swept st mikes 13-0
(n) The tragic failure of an idiot who left cream cheese in her fridge, went away on spring break, came back, and tried to clean out the explosion into the trash can on the floor of a dorm. It caused many deaths, and destroyed the smell of the floor.
Senior:...it smelled as bad as the Cream Cheese Incident of '09!
Junior: Whats the cream cheese incident of 09?
Other Senior: (falls to the ground in state of PTSD)
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my birthday, thank you for looking it up:)
"They were born on the 07/09/2007"
"My dad died on 07/09/2007"
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