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When you trip hard from taking ambien.
Shit man, last week I had the biggest ambien walrus ever.
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The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.
Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.
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A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.
<Name> from <Reality Television program> is so boring s/he is like human ambien!
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Watching internet porn before bed
Bro 1: I couldn't sleep last night so I took some internet Ambien and fell right to sleep.
Bro 2: same bro you hit up PH?
Bro 1: of course got that premium 👌👌👌
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When a woman tells you she wouldn’t mind waking up with a leaking gaped asshole as she takes an Ambien and winks at you.
“STACEY game me the ole Ambien and a Wink last night for some painal destruction”.
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When one can't come up with a good excuse for cheating on their spouse or significiant other.
"You rotten, no good, lying, cheating son of a blankity blank."
"Honey, I didn't mean it, I can't remember anything, It was nothing, I took a sleeping pill. It was only Ambien Sex."
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After taking four or more Ambiens and forcing yourself to stay awake, you become convinced that adding a thumb or finger in your ass will improve the masterbation in which you are already involved. This applies both to the male and female. Further, the digit in your ass need not be your own.
Hey Dad. Yes son. Last night I got so fucked up on Ambien I stuck a finger in my ass while masterbating. Is that normal? Son, you Ambien Assturbated. It's all good.
Dude, last night Jen and I got fucked up on Ambien, stayed awake, and while were making out she stuck a finger in my ass...and I didn't stop her. Dude, you were Ambien Assturbated.
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