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When two or more successive tinder hookups accidentally overlap, thus ruining the following encounter.
The fly in the appointment was slowpoke Stacy. Jessica arrived literally as Stacy was leaving. Both flipped out and left, round two will have to be a selfie.
“When a girl wears a baggy shirt and Yeezy slides- pipe appointment.” “Like, the way girls dress sometimes when they’re going to the airport is the same way they dress for a pipe appointment.”
the day a common dealer picks up and his/her clients make appointments to buy, usually referring to marijuana.
Stoner 1: "Darn, I am fresh out of nuggets."
Stoner 2: "Don't be sad, it's Appointment Day!"
Stoner 1: "Hooray!"
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When you're having sex and you pull out and nut on the toothbrush and she brushes her teeth with it.
Guy: "Yo how was your date last night"
Friend: "It was sick I took her to a dentist appointment"
Guy: "Damn, she must have some pearly whites now"
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The appointment that you arranged for Thursday. What your plan is for one of the following Thursdays.
"Sorry, I can't hang out Thursday, remember I have Thursdays Appointment?"
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Code words for sex appointment
I need to leave work early. I have a dentist appointment
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appoinment that is scheduled with a Swiss National precisely in umm... at least three weeks in advance because otherwise they would loose face not to have any appointment in the mean time at all and to appear too needy to make the appointment too soon.
I'm gonna have my swiss appointment with Reto in a fortnight. Gosh he'll sit around for two weeks just preparing that.
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