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the most unimaginative, barely original and annoying "comeback" someone could have their shuffling cards shit out.
"Who asked?"
"I dont care if you didnt ask you fucking loser, this is why nobody likes you."
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You Got Questions, Ninja Got Answers.
A podcast about a guy wearing a t-shirt on his face answering questions about random things people with odd names send in to him. Some questions include things like:
"What do you think of the number three?"
"Can Midgets be ninjas?"
"How do you kill a ninja?"
"Would you like to watch a movie with me?"
etc.
Quite funny I must say, Costantly advertising their "Ninja Mart Store" and "Hope is Emo"
In my opinion, Even though Hope is actually that lady from MadTV, I'm sure the character must be related to that Ninja guy. Really, I can see the family resemblance.
Ask A Ninja Man: "Sorry, I chopped off your boyfriends arms, need a hug?"
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something you say when you ask someone something weird but don’t want it to seem like you’re actually asking it
person a: "if a human and a dog conceived, would the female get pregnant and give birth to a humandog? asking for a friend."
person b: wtf
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A sentence that originated from greensprings lekki as a trend. The sentence was made so people who asked stupid questions will be replied with stupid answers
Her:”why am I pregnant?”
Me:”ask again please”
Her:”fuck you”
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Meaning you should ask again simple :)
Her:asks stupid question
Me:ask again
Her:oh fuck you ya big Willy
(1) - A quick quip for only the people with the most negative IQ or that are toxic trolls
(2) - Literally the most unimaginative insult ever
*Actual Argument*
- BuT i LoOkeD AlL OveR GOoGlE MaPs And StiLL CoUldNt FiNd WhO AskEd?
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Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.
What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?
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