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August is an amazing guy. He will easily slay the dragon and loves Minecraft. He's good friend material, but don't group with him on school projects!
August: I killed the Ender Dragon!
August's mom: Again?!
Who was born in August is proof of parents who failed in No Nut November
Friend1: It's my birthday today!
Friend2: Wait a minute... It's the August 1st, your parants faild in No Nut NovemberXD
Friend1:*Suicide*
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she my bestfriend shes there for me when i need her she is awsome i love her so much as a friend 😁😁
august is bestfriend
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people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.
him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?
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Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name
Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann
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The month of entanglement.
Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.
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The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.
You look August tonight my love!
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