baked it

The process by which one purposefully refrains from defacating, thereby allowing the poo to harden, or 'bake', thereby making it a more pleasant experience later.

John: "I was gonna take a shit earlier, but I could tell it was gonna be a wet one, so I baked it till later."

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bake

to apply a full face of makeup.

first let me bake my face

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baked

to be high as the sky

"man we are so baked rate know"

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baked

to smoke a shit load of weed.

I just smoked a fuck load of weed and god...im baked.

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baked

Cooked in an oven. Let's forget the drugs for a moment, shall we?

I love homemade baked brownies.

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baked

When you're high off your ass to the point where you can't even think anymore.

When you're fucking chink eyed.

I am one baked motherfucker.

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baked

1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.

1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}

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