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To receive a handjob with an oven mitt.
Omg Lindsay make her kids cookies then gave me a Betty Crocker
A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.