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"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."
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PUT THAT THING IN MINE LIKE THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
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shhhhh your mom might find out! butt i need to tell u about them..
baby made from pp in butt and preqnat bc sex
jake from state farm: wanna do baby making thing :smirk: (aka birds and the bees)
keny from state farm: yes *blush* *sex thing*
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When birds and bees dry hump each other
The birds and the bees and lots of monkeys in the trees
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when your kids ready for the birds and bees .DADDY?"Yes son?" Why is mommys tummy so big. Son its time you learn about the dick and vagina monster. When daddy has feelings for mommy he whips out the penis monster and puts it in vagina monster. Its called fertilization son. Put in mind this is when the our kid is around 9 or 10. Son after 9 months we will have a new family member who will either be your younger sister or brother.
Hey son today imma teach you about the birds and the bees
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fücking
Tom gave Jane the birds and the bees
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When a man loves a woman and a woman loves a woman and a man loves a man they do sexy stuff and they put it in their holes.
/Breadbin Urie/
My future kid: Mom, what are the birds and the bees?
Me: When a man loves a woman ....
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