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Glitter. Like the STD herpes, once you have glitter on you, you cannot get rid of it. If you have glitter on you and you touch someone, they will suddenly have glitter on them. You may think that you have washed it all off, but one day you will be in the right light and notice it on you somewhere.
There are many forms of craft herpes, including:
+Low-grade chunky - The kind that is usually used in grade school. Easiest of the outbreaks to wash off
+Glitter glue/liquid squeeze on - Harder to wash away than low-grade chunky due to the fact that it is in some form of an adhesive.
+Fine to micro-fine - Commonly called pixie or fairy dust due to it's resemblance to effect used in movies to show the "magic". The hardest form to remove and the easiest to get. It is dust like and is everywhere. Often found at parties, fairs, and anywhere that people dressed as pixies or fairies can be found-usually being blown into crowds of people by the handful.
+"I was at the party when that wanna be raver started spreading craft herpes! I think she threw a bag of fairy dust in the fan!"
+"I thought I'd gotten it all weeks ago but when I looked in the mirror just now, I had a piece of glitter by my eye!"
+"Just when I thought I was safe, this girl came up to me and sprayed me with something. I looked and I was covered with glitter! They have spray on craft herpes now!"
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The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.
Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not
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Playing Minecraft and then getting pipe.
The art of playing Minecraft with a female then having passionate and intense intercourse in which you forget where your body ends and hers starts.
Ryan, Sam, Joe
Craft and shaft?
When you jizz on a girl then throw glitter on her so she looks like an arts and crafts project
Kevin: Yo so i was banging this chick last night and i took her to Arts & Crafts.
Bryant: No way! she like it?
Kevin: actually yeah, she even pulled out some googily eyes which kinda creeped me out.
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When you are always forgetting things or in other words you "Can't Remember A F*@king Thing".
I can't remember where I left my keys, I think I'm getting CRAFT Disease.
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Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?
I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.
a derogitory term used to discribe martha stewart.;also used to discribe anyone too involved in home crafts.
"dude, martha's such a craft nazi!"
"ill make these damn pants how i want too, you freakin craft nazi!"