Fisted by elk

Being royaly fucked by an unforseen circumstances involving and of being witnessed by an elk.

Also a progressive grindcore band. (in the works)

a farmer was walking through a forest....all of a sudden he had a hoof up his ass....FISTED BY ELK!!!!

Elk Township

the name elk township is actually literally derived from the word "hickville"

"Hey wanna go to Elk Township?"
"No, that place is a hickville"

Bloody Elk

When you mess up your spelling and autocorrect thinks bloody elk is what you meant.

but you go with it. that's a Bloody Elk moment.

something mildly to very frustrating happens and all you can say is "Bloody Elk"
or a "Bloody Elk Moment" when you do something stupid that doesn't go great and you know well S*** that's a "bloody Elk Moment"

Elk River

A place in Minnesota, that has the mississppi going through it.

I live in Elk River, Minnesota.

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elk grove

A small city near Sacramento. People from the bay area like to move here. Majority of people here are white, then mexican, then asian, then black..

Elk grove is gay fool.

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Ghetto Elk

A pack of wild dogs.

Romeo ran as fast as he could as a pack of Ghetto elk chased him.

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Dirty Elk

When you finger fuck someone while they’re taking a shit

I was trying to calmly poop last night but then I Had a Dirty Elk happen!