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The infamous Gro-Hawk, which is actually is the shortened version of "Gross Mohawk". It occurs when (typically) a boy who has an even cut, grows tired of it, and then styles it as a Mohawk, (spiked up hair in the middle area).
Dan thought the ladies liked versatility, so he made a Gro-Hawk out of his even-cut hair. He does not know why all the girls laughed uncontrollably whenever they passed him.
Guy 1:(to himself) Man, I've worn the same hairstyle since I was in 6th grade... I need something new. *grabs hair gel from his grandfather's house and smears it onto his hair, styling it like a Mohawk, but leaving it to the normal shag on the sides* Oh yeah, they ladies gon like me now!
(goes to school)
Friend: Dude!, What happened to your head, man?
Guy 1: It's a Mohawk, DUH!
Friend: More like a Gro-Hawk! *sighs while shaking head, walks away*
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A teenage guy who looks like he is 45 and a father of 4.
Girl: Man that guy looks like my dad, no he's just a gro-man!
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this khmer f00 that i go to sko0 with.. talks about Dick all day..
o yea n stabbed some1 i kno wit a PLASTIC SPORK!!
HAHAHAHA O SHIT REMEMBER AT LUNCH WHEN U STABBED RASCAL WIT THAT SPORK?!?!! HAHAHAHAHAA
lol gro :P
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An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.
"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."
"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*
A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that
Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size
Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass
The biggest ass in North America since 2004, after the death of Ronald Reagan, the previous owner of the biggest ass. Thomas Gros Cul is larger than Brazil and has 4 time zones. It's one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world: it has beaches, amusement parks and the Ass Canyon, a canyon larger than the Grand Canyon. It's also the home to the stadium of the Grosculville Lifters, the best NHL team ever. Thomas Gros Cul is where the Manhattan Project took place.
"Yo, have you ever been to the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah I have. I went there for my school trip!"
"Wanna hit the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah sure, let's go to the Gros Cul bars!"
There has been a terrible hurricane in Thomas Gros Cul, due to the Thomas Big Fart.
The filthy dirty offspring of a guatemalan and a negro.
The guat-gro sat on his neighbor's porch pretending to own the house while opening his welfare check so he can buy some tampico juice. Meanwhile the guat-gro's children were stealing bikes too small for them.
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