Garf's Law

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.

"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law

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garf moment

saying or doing something that the cartoon cat Garfield would say or do

“man I hate Mondays”
“omg garf moment

boony garf

Someone who farts in a bath tub and tries to eat their own bubbles.

I saw that boony garf fart in a cup then slurp his own bubbles.

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burn the garf

to mess up or screw up badly. to make a mistake.

person 1: i can’t believe you forgot to pack our passports for our trip.
person 2: yeah, sorry, i really did burn the garf with that one.

garf snatcher

A garf snatcher is someone who bites their own fart bubbles in the bathtub.

Your child is taking a bath, yells "Look, I farted and there are bubbles in the water"...then leans over and bites them. The child is a garf snatcher.

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Garf-Shnarf

When you are taking a bath and you fart and its sqeaks. Then the bubble pops and it smells terrible!!

WOW!!! that was a smelly Garf-Shnarf!

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garfed up

Messed up, ruined, worn.

"Aw shit, I just got these shoes and the toes are already all garfed up!"

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