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gargoyle

To vomit and shit simultaneously

My shit stank so bad, it made me gargoyle on the bathroom floor

by Beg August 28, 2005

56πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Gargoyles

A US military slang term dating back to Desert Storm I (circa 1991) for a kind of wraparound sunglasses issued to personnel in the desert to reduce glare and prevent sun-blindness. May be derived either from a brand name or from the odd appearance they gave the wearer.

"When we returned from Saudi Arabia, the colonel gave a directive that we were to ditch our Gargoyles to maintain security. Our raccoon tansgave us away though."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

17πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


GARGOYLES

a cartoon series of the 90's or simply a noun for 'TO JERK' or a ridiculous answer if somebody asks something and you don't wanna give him an answer actually. everybodys gon laugh if u say that..guaranteed!

japon1: waddup dawg? whats happenin tonite?
japon2: GARGOYLES!
japon1: haahaa
japon2: haahaa

by P.Stake$ July 1, 2008

10πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


gargoyle

The Gargoyle is when u jump onto a keg and make a gargoyle like pose and growl. Then you take the tap and drink for a good 10 to 30 seconds from it. The gargoyle is used to kept keg lines long and mad. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

At a high school graduation my 23 year old brother jumped onto the keg when at least 10 people over the age of 30 were behind him, the screaming got intense, but he growled like a gargoyle and made that keg his own. This one goes out to J.I. the greatest gargoyle in history.

by Brian Irish July 17, 2006

24πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


gargoyle

the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage

Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!

by LT Jeff February 16, 2007

29πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Gargoyling

In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one β€œgargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.

β€œThere will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
β€œLet’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”

by Cuzinfockher February 10, 2023


gargoyling

The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.

Uh, I just walked in on my roommate gargoyling the neighbor again.

by yupski December 29, 2011

20πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž