Grappling-Baby

The all too common occurrence of a woman in Mexico aiming her birth canal at America, to launch her baby over the boarder so that she could climb in using the umbilical cord.

Thanks to Juanita's Grappling-Baby, she and her entire family were able to safely cross the Texas/Mexico boarder fence into sovereign US territory.

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Grapple baby

Similar to how an anchor baby is used to immigrants can migrate to a new country, a grapple baby is a more extreme slur to denote when immigrants have children in a country or migrate with them and use them as an excuse to stay while refusing to assimilate or adapt to the culture of the country they move to.

The idea behind this is that people from poor, war torn or unstable countries use their babies as a grappling hook to pull down the country they emigrate to because instead of changing and learning the new views and culture, they're just bringing the problems that made their country so terrible in the first place.

This term is most commonly used against Muslim immigrants who bring over their fundamentalist or extreme beliefs, even going as far to say they want to have sharia law which would supposedly ruin the country they moved to by stripping away lgbt rights and women's rights.

I want to clarify that this is a racist term used to target Muslims and sometimes other groups. I only post the definition so others can know.

"Get out of my country you god damn grapple baby!"

grapple toe

When someone has fucked up toes and uses them as tools. For example to pick things up and tie people's shoe laces. Ewan studd has these toes and toe fucks his girlfriend and dog all the time. The dog loves it very much.

Izzy- "ewan pass me that parsnip"
Ewan *picks up the parsnip with his monkey feet and launches it at her*.,

Izzy- "fuck that you're grapple toes have touched it"

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grappling hook

when you grapple on to your friends ass

I just grappling hooked Danny and he was so chubbing

hamster grappling

The drunken art of fondling the old lady's fluff after coming home steaming.

"Gibbo was so drunk last night all he could do was lick his finger an attempt some hamster grappling"

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grapple the gorillia

to spank your huge monkey or penis with a firm hold firoutiously till its discolored

wanna go grapple the gorillia while watching scooby doo

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lucadamo grapple

while making out with a girl hold her extremely close, nearly in a head-lock to make sure any interested Jamaicans know to keep their distance

Damn look at Kirk, he's got that bitch in the Lucadamo Grapple.

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