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handjob

A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.

She tried using no lube, and that just sucked.

She started giving me a handjob, but I did the double shoulder tap, and she got the message and gave me head.

by Hand Jobs SUCK October 4, 2006

114πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


handjob

The least satisfying sexual activity possible, on both ends.

1. "Ugh... I hate giving my boyfriend handjobs. They're tedious, they take forever, and I never know what to do with the rest of my body during it. It just feels so... obligatory..."

2. "Ugh... I hate it when my girlfriend gives me handjobs. She does them terribly, she seems bored, and frankly... I can do that myself."

by someguywithajob September 9, 2011

41πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


handjob

When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums.

What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.

Mindy gave Tom The Look and started to undo his pants. She gripped his shaft and balls, slowly dragging them out of his boxers and proceeded to give him the best handjob of his life.

Sara reached over Ashley and started massaging Kean's dick with her hands right underneath the bus driver's nose.

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 15, 2017

12πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


handjob

Is female hand that up and down on man's penis

hetero handjob is erotic act that give pure pleasure!!

by hj.fan March 23, 2005

125πŸ‘ 151πŸ‘Ž


handjobbing

The bizarre series of hand gestures that many of our less effective politicians have been trained to perform, in order to distract attention from the vacuity of what they are actually saying.

Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference between David Cameron handjobbing and an ambidextrous koala doing karate.

by The Font May 18, 2013

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HANDJOBS

same as HANDSTYLE.

Check out my handjob!!!

I love rocking my handjob!

by DigDug March 8, 2004

38πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


handjob

A job or task performed with one's hands, like a sculptor.

Bill asked for a handjob for weeks, but no one would give one to him.

by Serious Person June 18, 2003

87πŸ‘ 131πŸ‘Ž