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The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.
"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"
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the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness
We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...
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to frequent a night spot for the sole purpose of meeting and engaging obese prospects for sex.
We're going to The Ritz to harpoon a fresh catch. Wanna come?
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While getting head give the unsuspecting woman a swift flat-palmed smack to the back of the head.
that gag sound after I harpooned the drunk chick was priceless.
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poon. 1. Verb. a person that sticks poons and gets up close and personal to get pussy because pussy smells like fish.
2. Noun. penis, the actual object used to stick the poons
tyler- hey i harpooned some pussy last night
lee b.- yeah my harpoon is 10 inches long and i harpooned somebody in an elevator with it
(entire 9th grade)- lee shet the hell up your a dumbass
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Incessantly tickling or poking in order to provoke squirming and giggling. Harpooning usually occurs when it is least expected; while watching a movie, chatting, swimming, making out, or kayaking.
Jack (sneakily): I'm going to harpoon you!
Caitlin (unawares): No! No! No! No harpooning!
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1. (noun) Slang term for a penis usually used in the context of sexuality.
2. (noun) A pointed instrument thrown for distance in competitive sports similar to a javelin but is made of a viscous material and rarely sticks in the ground on impact. Much less popular than a wood harpoon or a steel harpoon. Can also be used in hunting but is rarely effective as it usually bounces off the animal being hunted.
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SMITTY: So? Would you throw Ugly Betty the ol' goo harpoon or what?
WAYNE: Naw, man. Not unless I had about ten beers in me.
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The Swedish athlete was disqualified because he tripped over his own goo harpoon.
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