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Noun: When you finger blast a juicy wet snatch for hours and your hand gets all wrinkly like you’re body when you’ve been in a hot tub for a long time.
Brock: Man I was feeding Maddy’s pony all afternoon if you know what I mean. I’m pretty sure I have carpal tunnel syndrome.
LaTrell: Yeah I saw your hot tub hand outside the drivers window as you pulled up.
Brock: Yeah she was juicy to say the least.
When you bust a nut and you get a little warm pool of cum in your belly button
I was on the hub last night and when I finished I had to soak up my foggy hot tub
The one guy that is always in the hot tub by himself, observing other peoples conversations. The hot tub guy will always be the first person in the hot tub, and the last one out of the hot tub. The hot tub guy usually makes others feel awkward since they cannot converse normally with him there. Usually characterized by massive amounts of body hair and a beer belly.
-Yeah man Amanda was really getting creeped out by the hot tub guy lastnight, he was so akward.
-Dude I know, Chris is such a hot tub guy.
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After a heavy night at the sushi buffet, Yoshi and Tanaka took to the Japanese Hot Tub to relieve a few bubbles.
A ten footer you wouldn't date, but goes full freak in a hot tub.
I gotta find a hot tub chic because my girlfriend still thinks cum is gross.
When Members from popular punkish band Green Day (aka Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt, and Tré Cool) team up with the guys who play at thier shows with the exception of Kevin Preston, and preform at small venues everywhere under a pseudonym.
Members include;
Reverend Strychnine Twitch (aka Billie Joe)
Mike Dirnt
Tré Cool
Frisco Lee
Jason Freese
Kevin Preston
DUDE! Green Day came on as the Foxboro Hot Tubs and it was AWESOME!
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When a Mexican chick takes a mouthful of tequila, preferably Jose Cuervo, and you place your scrotum in her mouth while she gargles, resulting in a hot tub effect for your testes. A variant to the classic fuzzy warbler.
Guy 1: "Did you slay that fine Mexican mami last night?"
Guy 2: "Fuck no man, you know how easily Mexicans get knocked up, but she did give me the best Jose Hot Tub north of the border."
Guy 1: "Did you give her the ol' Jackson Pollock?"
Guy 2: "Does a bear crap in the woods and does the Pope crap on the broken lives and dreams of 200 deaf boys?"
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