Probably because I ate all those sandwiches

A go-to excuse for why you did something for no reason

Probably because I ate all those sandwiches should not be used when describing why you ate all those sandwiches. Do not include a time period that you ate all of those sandwiches

John: "Hey Chris, why'd you ask Marissa out? You don't even like black chicks."

Chris: "I don't know. It's probably because I ate all those sandwiches."

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

I ate doorknob

When you did awful but attempted to be positive about it while being toxic towards yourself at the same time

I ate doorknob last night

i ate a rock

if you say this your saying your dumb

i ate a rock

I once ate a beesechurger

A silly stupid line from someone...

Person 1: I once ate a beesechurger

Person 2:Wait what?

i ate a cat

he ate a cat

A: I ate a cat.
B: Bro what the fuck.

I ate a feet

h

I ate a feet