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To masturbate until the point of ejaculation is reached.
Oh, oh, ho, oh my god, wait.. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!
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too masturbate, to stroke your penis until it ejaculates
dude, im so horny, im gonna go home and jack off to some porn
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Giving the 'Private' a dishonorable discharge.
Battling the Cyclops. (Or.. how to kill a Tennessee eel.)
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What a guy will do as often as possible.
My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.
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To stoke the penis up and down in a motion like if you were to shake milk.
Today when I shook my chocolate milk, after 20 minutes it turned white thanks to the jack off motion.
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1. To Masturbate, as in a male.
2. A stupid male (usually "jack-off").
1. I'm horny. I'm going to go jack off.
2. You retard, don't be such a jack-off
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