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When yo girl is ridin your dick and you jackhammer that shit
Bruh this chick was so hot i took her for a jetpack joyride and busted a nut in like 30 seconds
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A person who free rides in a group activity or project and doesn't engage or contribute. Characterized by being aloof, insecure and apathetic.
Steve was frustrated by his school project group. Only he and Andy were contributing ideas - Larry kept staring at his phone and being a Jetpack Joy rider.
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Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course
Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place
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Also abbreviated as 'wmfj'
Used to express disappointment about the amazing shit that was supposed to happen in the future, but is nowhere to be seen.
Also refers to lame announcements, gadgets and events that only distantly resemble their hype.
"Did you watch the new Apple keynote? Now you can, like, use your phone as a compass."
"Oh yeah, fuck Apple. Where's my fucking jetpack!?"
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The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt
Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks
The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.
CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!
When a couple, laying in bed, spooning positions are reversed from normal such that the shorter person is the big spoon.
Afterwards we fell asleep cuddling and Melissa was jetpack’in all night.