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the hottest person alive most likely very gay if not very straight
1: damn have you seen kal they’re so hot
2: ikr i heard they’re super gay though
A kal is a guy every other dude around him will be intimidated by and praise. With other words a kal is THE guy.
"kal" is a danish word and usually used in danish guy-groups where the kal would be the one who does the coolest things and is the most loved by women.
In many danish friendgroups the kal is selected by the other guys and can change if someone surpass his level of kal.
"OH dude Joakim just did the most KAL thing ever yesterday"
"oh yeah? what did he do?"
"He got laid in the theater and then smoked a blunt on the way out!"
"WOW! He is without doubt the most kal i know!"
"Yeah... He is indeed a kal"
The fattest person you will ever meet, not good at sports. But the best at eating food. And needs to lose some weight
Kal is the fattest person you will ever meet
October 15th, in Hours Discord server if you hate kal you get to beat him very hard
fuck you too kal, I am gonna beat the shit out of you... I declare this day as Fuck kal day lets fucking kill him
The mighty being who seems stable but is given the ability to turn anything in their environment to a dangerous weapon. Don't be fooled by their "innocence", the consequences may be fatal if triggered
"Kal-El: God of weapons descends from the Portuguese culture"